"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
"Legs.... She's got legs, WOOF. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils."